Seriously Teague???!!!

Our computers are all jacked up! Mine isn't connecting to the internet at all (even after completely shutting down multiple times) and Teague's stops every single website I try and tells me that the security isn't verified and strongly advises continuing onto that website. After a bunch of times I decided to not follow the recommendations and continued on the website anyway which is how I am even able to post this. One problem: can't get onto my banking site because the bank doesn't like Teague's security/computer and refuses to let me on. Another problem: all my paperwork and info is in my computer so I get to run up & down the stairs every 5 seconds as I just try to send out a soccer schedule. Super annoying.

How did this happen? Well, did I mention that Teague bought a laptop 2 days ago? He has been configuring (or whatever!) his new toy and has been up late hours tinkering around and throwing terms like "4 other people on the same router" and other such nonsense at me, as though I could follow. Did I further mention that he just left town for 3 days??? Oh, but I'm sure his brand new toy is working just fine for him right now. I'm dying here!