First letter to Santa

Today during 'homework time', one of Maddox's assignments was to orate his letter to Santa Claus. Below is his submission with "quotations" for the words he wrote/spelled himself.

Dear "Santa" (w/ the "S" backward first....so predictable, yet so cute):

I have been a "good" boy this year. Please bring me presents: "Buuz" (insert Mom's question What kind of Buzz? a flying Buzz-wings can turn on or off), a riding Buzz Lightyear scooter, a cool robot, a bigger backyard (who doesn't what THAT??), a new desk for home (insert Mom's question What's wrong with your old desk? the old one doesn't hold so much paper), a bigger phone so it doesn't break or run out of batteries. Thank you and Merry Christmas! "Maddox"

Still questioning the 'good boy' part, but the rest of it gives Santa a few ideas. Does that mean I still have to take him to sit on Santa's lap? Oh, all right!